Since when is it called "meeting and greeting"? That's the most intimate handshake ever

female student #1: I can't believe you wouldn't want them to give you some down there!
female student #2: Well, I'd feel more comfortable if I did them, because they'd meet me half way to greet me.
female student #1: Yeah, I guess, but I would want to get something in return, if ya know what I mean.

- McDaniel Hall