Female junior: These taste like grandma's house... Not her food, the house.
(refering to glar french-fries)
-Glar
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
You mean Texas is real?
Female Freshman: Wait... ARE there farms in Texas?
Overheard by: Figures, she's from Iowa.
Overheard by: Figures, she's from Iowa.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Egotistical much?
Female student walking across campus: Vaginas are fun, but not everyone's. Just my own.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
And there was ice cream in her vagina! (is that too far??)
An often quoted Sophomore Male: Do you know what would make her perfect? If instead of milk, root beer came out of her tits.
Those curly fries man, they mess with your head
Male Student: I made her fuck a deer. I watched. It was awesome.
-Outside of the Pub
Friday, October 26, 2007
Well, he did invent the G-Spot, so you'd think he knew where it was
Female Student: I wonder if Mary orgasmed when God impregnated her?
- ANW
- ANW
This is a question for the ages
Male Student: If you could travel back in time, who would you rather fuck, Helen Keller or Anne Frank?
- Blanche
- Blanche
Thursday, October 25, 2007
The standards for grading have gone way, WAY down
Professor: The multiple choice was all fine, but when I got to the short answers I had to get out the whiskey. And I don't drink. And halfway through, I had to get out the moonshine. I don't even know where you can get that stuff. Guys, it was bad.
- Education class, Academic Hall
- Education class, Academic Hall
Monday, October 22, 2007
That's so... profound.
Male Student 1: Yeah man she closes her eyes, every time, all the time
Male Student 2: Yeah man shes always been like that
- Glar
Male Student 2: Yeah man shes always been like that
- Glar
Monday, October 8, 2007
The McDaniel male population is full of witty, charming and handsome men...
Female Student: Who was that guy who said 'girls that pass out at parties are fair game'? He was kind of cute.
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Richard
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Richard
Saturday, October 6, 2007
The true meaning of brotherly love
Frat Guy #1: Dude, you should have been there, I really needed a hand-job.
Frat Guy #2: Sorry man, I wish I could have been there.
- ANW
Overheard by: eric
Frat Guy #2: Sorry man, I wish I could have been there.
- ANW
Overheard by: eric
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I expect you home every night to watch startrek with me and the baby!
Nerdy boy: I'm having your baby! That does not excuse it!
-Glar porch
So much for this being the fun gym class...
Male student: I asked the teacher if we were allowed to kill people and she said no. So that's out of the question.
-Outside of the library
-Outside of the library
Monday, October 1, 2007
At first I though, "what a great answer to write on a history test"
Male Student #1: But the Civil War was, like, forever ago.
Male Student #2: No, dude, there's a civil war in Burma, or something.
- Red Square *during the rally*
Overheard by: Elle
Male Student #2: No, dude, there's a civil war in Burma, or something.
- Red Square *during the rally*
Overheard by: Elle
Saturday, September 29, 2007
The best part is, she was sober.
Frat Guy: Are you drunk?
Sorority Girl: Yeah, I like to throw back the Virgin Marys in the A.M. (Pause) Wait, they're called Bloody Mary's, aren't they?
- ANW
Sorority Girl: Yeah, I like to throw back the Virgin Marys in the A.M. (Pause) Wait, they're called Bloody Mary's, aren't they?
- ANW
Friday, September 28, 2007
Since when is it called "meeting and greeting"? That's the most intimate handshake ever
female student #1: I can't believe you wouldn't want them to give you some down there!
female student #2: Well, I'd feel more comfortable if I did them, because they'd meet me half way to greet me.
female student #1: Yeah, I guess, but I would want to get something in return, if ya know what I mean.
- McDaniel Hall
female student #2: Well, I'd feel more comfortable if I did them, because they'd meet me half way to greet me.
female student #1: Yeah, I guess, but I would want to get something in return, if ya know what I mean.
- McDaniel Hall
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Is that a water bottle, or am I just happy to see... myself?
Sophomore Girl: I'm on something hard... Oh wait, it's me.
- Bus ride back from NYC
Overheard by: AR
- Bus ride back from NYC
Overheard by: AR
No, but if you were attracted to her, we might have issues
Awkward Freshman: Like, last night, I had a dream there was this humanoid monster, and it was my mother. Does that mean I have mother trouble?
- Psychology Class
Overheard by: Kara
- Psychology Class
Overheard by: Kara
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Only if that stuff is clean, and not connected to you in any way
Sophomore Guy (talking to a group of girls): Aren't you supposed to put stuff up there?
- Early morning in Glar
- Early morning in Glar
That's what she said
Female Student to friend: I gave Jason the head and then he dangled it in front of me.
- Bus trip home from Rent
- Bus trip home from Rent
Friday, September 21, 2007
Unless, of course, your activities included being a beautiful, dead woman
English Professor: If someone had on their facebook page "Interests: Beautiful, dead women," that might not be a great match for you.
- Lit by Women class
- Lit by Women class
I usually purr
Male Student #1: Is it okay if I workout for five minutes in the room?
Male Student #2: Sure
Male Student #1: I may growl....
- Blanche
Male Student #2: Sure
Male Student #1: I may growl....
- Blanche
Thursday, September 20, 2007
I'm sick of playing phone tag with Paul
Male Student (telling a Spring Break story): The phone rang... And it was Jesus.
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Oh, Lord
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Oh, Lord
When being precocious goes wrong:
7 year old (to his mother, a Professor): You're a time-saving, money-saving apparatus.
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Intelligent, or really, really stupid?
- Hill Hall
Overheard by: Intelligent, or really, really stupid?
I'm not that stressed about the paper...
Professor: Do you need drugs? I have drugs!!
- The Writing Center
- The Writing Center
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