Mmmm siding

Female junior: These taste like grandma's house... Not her food, the house.
(refering to glar french-fries)

-Glar

You mean Texas is real?

Female Freshman: Wait... ARE there farms in Texas?

Overheard by: Figures, she's from Iowa.

Egotistical much?

Female student walking across campus: Vaginas are fun, but not everyone's. Just my own.