Well, he did invent the G-Spot, so you'd think he knew where it was

Female Student: I wonder if Mary orgasmed when God impregnated her?

- ANW

This is a question for the ages

Male Student: If you could travel back in time, who would you rather fuck, Helen Keller or Anne Frank?

- Blanche

The standards for grading have gone way, WAY down

Professor: The multiple choice was all fine, but when I got to the short answers I had to get out the whiskey. And I don't drink. And halfway through, I had to get out the moonshine. I don't even know where you can get that stuff. Guys, it was bad.

- Education class, Academic Hall

That's so... profound.

Male Student 1: Yeah man she closes her eyes, every time, all the time
Male Student 2: Yeah man shes always been like that

- Glar

The McDaniel male population is full of witty, charming and handsome men...

Female Student: Who was that guy who said 'girls that pass out at parties are fair game'? He was kind of cute.

- Hill Hall

Overheard by: Richard

The true meaning of brotherly love

Frat Guy #1: Dude, you should have been there, I really needed a hand-job.
Frat Guy #2: Sorry man, I wish I could have been there.

- ANW

Overheard by: eric

I expect you home every night to watch startrek with me and the baby!

Nerdy boy: I'm having your baby! That does not excuse it!

-Glar porch

So much for this being the fun gym class...

Male student: I asked the teacher if we were allowed to kill people and she said no. So that's out of the question.

-Outside of the library

At first I though, "what a great answer to write on a history test"

Male Student #1: But the Civil War was, like, forever ago.
Male Student #2: No, dude, there's a civil war in Burma, or something.

- Red Square *during the rally*

Overheard by: Elle